Britney Spears goes crazy in rehab, on suicide watch

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Tabloid newspapers across the world are reporting today that Britney Spears is slipping in rehab, and that the former pop singer is under suicide watch tonight.

According to the rags, Spears is claiming to be "the Antichrist", has written 666 on her bald head and runs uncontrollably through the halls of the Promises Clinic.  C'mon people, she rented the whole wing.  Isn't that what she should be doing?  But wait, it gets worse...

After her psychotic jog, reports say Spears went back to her room and tried to commit suicide with a bed sheet.  Luckily, they also report that she was unharmed.

I am actually starting to feel sorry for her now.  Should we print 'Save Britney' t-shirts now?  I am still scared to think that Kevin Federline may have been the logical one in this duo.

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9 Comments

Anonymous said:

scary shit

Anonymous said:

oh lord, what's next?

Anonymous said:

awww i feel welll sorry 4 brit...all d stress daz append in er lie ill probz bb doin d exactly d same ing rie nw ...sooo for god sake cut er sum slack

Anonymous said:

ok she has problems that need fixing. u put urself in her shoe. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!! Stop saying shit about someone u dont know and realize u have ur own lived not hers.

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