The Gossip Party Thursday Edition!

It looks like Anna Nicole Smith is going to be thrown out of the house where she is staying in the Bahamas.  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home, filed papers to evict Smith that required she respond to the filing by Monday, November 27.   Smith failed to do so, and as a result the court entered a default judgment allowing Thompson to force Smith out.  TMZ is reporting that Thompson's lawyer sent Smith a letter demanding that she vacate within 48 hours. Thompson is also Smith's ex and claims that she told him he was the father of her new baby, Dannielynn.  Thompson says its impossible, because he has had a vasectomy.  Smith also let it slip on a pretaped interview with Insidertainment Tonight that she might  be pregnant again! 

Christina Aguilera is evidently partying hard in the UK this week!  Not only did she get so drunk that her friends had to carry her out, but she also racked up a $4000 bar tab at London's trendy Kabarets Prophecy club earlier this week.  I can think of about a trillion better ways for X-tina to spend $4K.  If I were her, I'd spend it on a publicist and maybe some food... skinny bitch!

Ben Affleck says he's ready to quit acting so badly that he'll degrade himself if his movie bosses don't give him another directing role.  Affleck says if he can't get a job behind the scenes then he is going to take David Hasselhoff's Baywatch role in the upcoming movie.  He desperately wants to be "off camera."  He said, "If not, it's strapping on those Speedos, getting on a surfboard and doing the film adaptation of Baywatch."  I personally hope he doesn't get another directing role, because I would love to see him running around on the big screen in speedos!

A page from the Charles dictionary: 
Insidertainment Tonight: n.  Charles believes that the Insider and Entertainment Tonight are really one long show and simply a ploy to keep Pat O'Brien away from Mary Hart, therefore he coined the term Insidertainment Tonight.