The Gospel According to Mimi: Sleeping with Straight Boys

There are two ways of which I could go about sleeping with straight boys The assumed easy way, is in drag, where I’d have more than my delightful share of “tranny chaser” straight boys. I decided to test my theory by placing an ad on Craigslist as a “Transgirl looking for straight boy for fun times” (the ad has since then been deleted) Now a usual ad on an internet hook-up or dating sight would garner anywhere from 5 to 25 responses. However, this time I got well over 160 responses from boys who wanted to have their way with a lady of my type. I’ve talked about this concept of hetero boys who will stray with the “girls” with fellow drag darling Gusty Winds: New York‘s (and perhaps the world’s) number one b list drag queen. She had shared with me many of her exploits. Her technique to place an ad as a “Tranny MILF” (Mother I’d Like To Fuck) Now, I can’t claim that I’ve done that myself- but I checked up on non-tranny MILF ads- and there seem to be quite the large number of young men who want a night “with Stacy’s Mom’ regardless of the fact whether or not Stacy’s Mom is also Stacy’s Dad.

That aside, there are are an awful lot of straight boys roaming the clubs of New York who want a piece of tranny for a night of fun. It’s rather unusual. There is also an unusual amount of Arab men who are into the drag darlings. Ask any drag queen who takes a cab in New York- they’ll tell you that 9 out of 10 can drivers would get in your pants in exchange for a free cab ride. Sometimes its a bit much. One more than on occasion, I’ve felt uneasy and unsure about making it to my destination in one piece. It is not uncommon for these men to beg you for your phone number. Are Arab men so trapped in their heterosexual masculine power driven world that they lead a repressed life?

Even out of drag I’ve my more than fair share of playing with members of members of the opposite team. Every frat boy has is fantasy of an initiation gone too far, believe me. Sure, it starts with a playful round of mutual masturbation, but sure enough they wanna either want a man to go down on them or go down on another man, depending on how subversive their homosexual lingerings lay. Look at your typical Abercrombie ad, these models are practically getting it on in these ads, the homosxual tones are less than underlying- they’re pretty dominant in most cases. Almost to a point of absurdity.

Believe me, I’m not judging. I’m totally attracted to straight boys, and I don’t mind that they’re attracted to me either. So many people wonder how it is that I’ve managed to hit the sack with the straighties. I really can’t explain itt. It just happens.

Is sexuality as fluid as we’d like to claim? I don’t think so. I’m guessing most gay men wouldn’t sleep with a woman. This is based on a population that declares their sexuality despite hardships. I would probably argue that if homophobia didn’t exist there would be a hell of a lot more of us willing to admit that we like the boys. At least, thats what I think.