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Britney Spears may be following in the steps of the late Anna Nicole Smith.  I don't think she's doing methadone, but I do think she is acting like an unfit mother.  I also think if she isn't careful she may end up in the ground beside Smith.

I HEARD the formEr Miz FEdErlinE doEs, howEvEr, havE hEr party drug of choicE though. 

According to TMZ, she landed in LA and went to a salon asking them to shave her head.  When the stylist refused, Brit-Brit grabbed the clippers and did it herself.  After going all Gi-Jane at the salon, the mother of two rushed off to a tatoo parlor where KABC caught a bald Brit getting some ink done.

As a teen this would have been cute, as an adult and mother its pathetic.  Someone needs to intervene QUICKLY!

Anna Nicole Smith made 'nobody' interior designer Bobby Trendy a D-lister, now he's cashing in on his portion of the spotlight from Smith's passing.  Trendy tells Life & Style's Web site that she met with Smith in Hollywood, Fla., two days before her death.

"She seemed like her old self, making silly jokes and laughing," Trendy said. "I'm so shocked I can't even tell you. She was in a good mood -- she looked fine, she seemed fine."

Something drastic must have changed since the "Anna Nicole Smith Show" wrapped, because last I heard the two hated each other.  Either that or Bobby is taking one last ride on the Anna Nicole wave.

One of our female counterparts on the West Coast is in a bit of trouble today.  Nicole Richie evidently had a long night.  After cops spotted her driving down the wrong way on the express way, she was pulled over and arrested for suspicion of DUI.

The scariest part -- she weighed in at 85 pounds when she was booked!  She was released early Monday morning on $15,000 bail.